My sweet old grandmother has opened my eyes to the creator of the universe... the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
I was searching thru my grandmothers purse looking for money (as I usually do on Saturday afternoon) when I came across the 'Bible of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'. I asked grandma what it was, and grandma just spit up a bunch of carrots. Then she told me to go to Flying Spaghetti Monster and learn all about it. I immediately went there and have never been the same...
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