OK, the robots are getting better. I just received this submission - read for yourself to see what I mean -

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There I was cruising the lanes when I stumbled on this site! I have to state that this grandma is unfamiliar to me....I knew her....when she first let me taste coffee- a few tablespoons in a cup with at least 3 oz of milk...when she first gave me a small sip of wine...that nasty sweet dessert wine...yuk...when she gave me my first taste of avocado....and laughed as I gagged and made faces....I knew her when I would walk to her house to visit and the first words out of her mouth were "Are you hungry? Have you eaten? Would you like some food?"....Huh...I guess this grandma is still buried deep inside...I wonder if she remembers??

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I get some interesting posts but this one, this one soars to new heights of deception - I almost missed the clever substitution. I'm letting this stay up for awhile in the hopes that the few that read it understand how dark the internet can be.

Unless, of course you're the one that wrote this,well, then, drop me a line and I'll, (cough, ahem...) apologize.

ceej

I stumbled upon some grandma opossum poetry (http://members.tripod.com/keeters_12/id24.html) that was a nice read. However, I thought that there was some important factual information left out. So, I decided to whip up some opossum poety.

Some time ago a friend did something that made me wonder. I was given a bag of sugar to hold...

PH Unitied Press (Van Nuys)

My sweet old grandmother has opened my eyes to the creator of the universe... the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

How many times have you walked into a room to find someone you haven't seen in years...and wouldn't have seen if you hadn't left the house earlier that day?

How many times have you just missed getting into an accident but didn't because the phone rang as you're walking to the car which stole a few precious seconds that prevented your almost untimely arrival?

What about the times you did miss an old friend? Got into an accident? Coincidence or not?

Thanksgiving has come and gone but not without a brief adventure into my grandmas world for a few hours...

Why do dogs zig-zag?

I spent the last couple of days listening to recordings I've made of me and grams. I began wondering if hidden between our conversations, any ghostly voices could be heard...